beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy, via ruinedchildhood)

perks-of-being-chinese:

mcporno:

im reading ashley little red riding hood smut this is quite um

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GRANNY

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expansioned:

when i go to the bathroom at night, i look in the mirror and think: omg zombies are real

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starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

(via funhousee)

heartrate:

i think you look beautiful today and i think you’ll look beautiful tomorrow and every day after that even if you don’t see it yourself you should wear a smile because it’s perfect on you

(via parkingstrange)

what is "good pussy" serious question here

Anonymous

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via ruinedchildhood)